Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Nickelback

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Weiner

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Guess what? No.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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