Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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5

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Republicans

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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IU football

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Anti Joke

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