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Alex Eggbert

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

I hate blackniggers

Where's my shotgun

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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