A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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no

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whats really hot the sun

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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69

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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1+1 =? Too

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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who smells? •Liam

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PENIS

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Anti Joke

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