One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Anti Joke

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