- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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