what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Leave her alone...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Cancer.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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poop

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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I like hats XD!

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Joe Biden

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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