What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

You should never talk to strangers.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

since when?

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

man boobs

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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