Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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