- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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