- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What did the clock say? The time.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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