What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Knock Knock Come in

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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