What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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twilight

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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