Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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