What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Women's sports

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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