- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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