the asian kid gets an F

Dani barton= lovely

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Gay's rights

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Spread the net.

I'm a like whore

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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