Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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