- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Hearpin my durp

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Yes.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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