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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

You should never talk to strangers.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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