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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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