What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

YOLO MAH BROLO

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Hearpin my durp

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

this is a joke

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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