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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

hi to the world fromthe world

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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