Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Joe Biden

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

You should never talk to strangers.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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