- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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