- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Women have the right to vote.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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