terry stockton is straight

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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