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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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