- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

asian, do math

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

a ginger has a soul

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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