- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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