Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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