- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

A blind man walks into a bar

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Black people

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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