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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Male penises.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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