Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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