- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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