- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

knock knock

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Seth stock has a large penis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Win and Beau have no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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