A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

A women president

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Michael Brown

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

i cant think of one.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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