Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Toaster

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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