- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

The WNBA

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

I have Alzheimer. What?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Romney 2012

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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