How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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9/11

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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