Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Women's rights

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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JEWS

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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