- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

I'm off to my tank guys!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What is 8 times 4? 32

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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