- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

How did the girl die? 25.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Farts smell bad!

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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