How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Wats a joke?

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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c+t+c?

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Penisland

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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