What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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