What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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