what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Halo < COD

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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:O + :P = 69

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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