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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Spinabifita

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

An asian without a future.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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