My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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