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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

T-Dog scare me

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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