- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Matt Damon

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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