why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Ha

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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conrad profit

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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why?

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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