Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Halo < COD

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Penis.

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twilight

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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want a balloon? yeah

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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