I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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