yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Halo < COD

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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