- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

who eats pencils asians

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Reed is poopin

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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