- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

whats brown and smells like shit shit

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

connor sucks

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Justin Beiber

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Reed is poopin

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

peter charastabopouloulous

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

No it isn't.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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