- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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