- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Where do babies come from? My garage

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

who eats pencils asians

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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