Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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I like hats XD!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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