YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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this is a joke

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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