Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

i dislike sack in my mouth

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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