A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

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