Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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