roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

black people

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

How did the priest die? Masterbation

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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