Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Nothing yet CC

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

How old are you? 20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Anti Joke

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