- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Your time.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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