What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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