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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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knock knock go away ok

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Penis

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Japan called... They need help.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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