Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Farts smell bad!

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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