- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

OGC - tilt your head

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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