What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Garry Glitters on here

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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