- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What did the clock say? The time.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

your a towel.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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