Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Where's my tractor?

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Your Mom.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Your time.

JEWS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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