general tso's broccoli

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What did the clock say? The time.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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