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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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