- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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