Canida

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

i'm not gay

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Woman's Rights.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Good boy

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

A black man walks into a book store.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

obama

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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