Hey, we're both lawyers.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Alex Eggbert

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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