- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

A child with cancer grows up.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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