- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What is the best part about football The scoring

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

black people

Ebola

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

rape that shit

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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