Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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