- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Canida

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

i'm not gay

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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